01/24/2026
Classes: M.D., E.D., Classified
Topic: Sylva’s Portal Idea
Klemyn
*Convo to text activated*
*Participants detected: 3*
*Please speak your names one by one for calibration*
*Calibration complete*
Klemyn: “Ok, so you said you had another idea.”
Klemyn: “But you wanted to talk in person for it.”
Klemyn: “Should I be worried?”
Nonaji: “Why should you be worried?”
Klemyn: “It’s Sylva, hun.”
Klemyn: “I know that you didn’t see the full list that they sent me for the first project.”
Klemyn: “But the fact that you’re a mega fan, should put you in perspective.”
Sylva: “Should I feel offended?”
Klemyn: “You just have a very…”
Klemyn: “Unique imagination.”
Sylva: “Thank you!”
Klemyn: “You’re, Welcome?”
Nonaji: “Anyway, what’s this new project!”
Nonaji: “Is it another toy?”
Nonaji: “Ooo, is it a hydromold with more tentacles!?”
Nonaji: “I havsonay ideasy!”
Klemyn: “Nona!”
Klemyn: “Calm down.”
Klemyn: “The system can’t even understand what you are saying.”
Nonaji: “Sorry…”
Klemyn: “I get that you’re excited but we have time.”
Sylva: “You are so cute~”
Klemyn: “Sylva, you too."
Sylva: “Well, is she not?”
Klemyn: “I agree, but this is supposed to be a business meeting.”
Nonaji: “Hmf…”
Sylva: “Ok fine.”
Klemyn: “Thank you.”
Klemyn: “So why did you want to talk to us?”
Sylva: “Ok, I was watching some people going in and out of a spatial portal.”
Sylva: “And I noticed that it wasn’t just a full transportation.”
Sylva: “And that parts of their bodies were able to pass through, without having to have their full body follow right after.”
Sylva: “So I was thinking…”
Nonaji: “Portal sex!”
Sylva: “Yes!”
Sylva: “To put it simply.”
Klemyn: “You want us to make a spatial portal for people to stick their dicks into?”
Sylva: “That is only one of the options!”
Sylva: “I want portals that people can stick their full asses in!
Sylva: “I want portals that people can use to fuck themselves!”
Sylva: “I want portal panties, and portal fleshlights!”
Nonaji: “Yes, I love this!”
Klemyn: “Ok, hold on everyone!…”
Klemyn: “You want to invent long distance sex.”
Sylva: “Yes!”
…
Klemyn: “You know, this is not a bad idea.”
Klemyn: “Are you just wanting this for the E.D.?”
Sylva: “No, I don’t want to keep this just to my employees!”
Sylva: “I want to share this privilege!”
Klemyn: “Well, if we were to put these up for sale, you know it’s banned to sell E.C.E. products outside of the company?”
Sylva: “Then we sell to staff only!”
…
Klemyn: “You know what.”
Klemyn: “Fuck it.”
Nonaji: “We’re doing it!?”
Klemyn: “Yes, we’re doing it.”
???: “Yes!”
Sylva: “I knew you’d like the idea!”
Klemyn: “You got a lot of good ideas.”
Klemyn: “Too bad they’re mostly sex related.”
Sylva: “Hey, it’s my job.”
Klemyn: “You got me there.”
Klemyn: “Nona, I’m putting you in charge on this.”
Nonaji: “Thank you!”
Klemyn: “I’ll leave you two to discuss further.”
Klemyn: “And…”
Klemyn: “Please don’t fuck in my office.”
Nonaji: “Aww.”
Syva: “Fine, we promise.”
Klemyn: “Thank you.”
Klemyn: “Oh, and Nona?”
Nonaji: “Yeah?”
Klemyn: “I look forward to seeing your abilities on this.”
Nonaji: “I won’t let you down!”
Nonaji: “Let’s do the rest on my own log, so I have a reference.”
*Convo to text deactivated*