01/24/2026

Classes: M.D., E.D., Classified

Topic: Sylva’s Portal Idea

Klemyn

*Convo to text activated*

*Participants detected: 3*

*Please speak your names one by one for calibration*

*Calibration complete*

Klemyn: “Ok, so you said you had another idea.”

Klemyn: “But you wanted to talk in person for it.”

Klemyn: “Should I be worried?”

Nonaji: “Why should you be worried?”

Klemyn: “It’s Sylva, hun.”

Klemyn: “I know that you didn’t see the full list that they sent me for the first project.”

Klemyn: “But the fact that you’re a mega fan, should put you in perspective.”

Sylva: “Should I feel offended?”

Klemyn: “You just have a very…”

Klemyn: “Unique imagination.”

Sylva: “Thank you!”

Klemyn: “You’re, Welcome?”

Nonaji: “Anyway, what’s this new project!”

Nonaji: “Is it another toy?”

Nonaji: “Ooo, is it a hydromold with more tentacles!?”

Nonaji: “I havsonay ideasy!”

Klemyn: “Nona!”

Klemyn: “Calm down.”

Klemyn: “The system can’t even understand what you are saying.”

Nonaji: “Sorry…”

Klemyn: “I get that you’re excited but we have time.”

Sylva: “You are so cute~”

Klemyn: “Sylva, you too."

Sylva: “Well, is she not?”

Klemyn: “I agree, but this is supposed to be a business meeting.”

Nonaji: “Hmf…”

Sylva: “Ok fine.”

Klemyn: “Thank you.”

Klemyn: “So why did you want to talk to us?”

Sylva: “Ok, I was watching some people going in and out of a spatial portal.”

Sylva: “And I noticed that it wasn’t just a full transportation.”

Sylva: “And that parts of their bodies were able to pass through, without having to have their full body follow right after.”

Sylva: “So I was thinking…”

Nonaji: “Portal sex!”

Sylva: “Yes!”

Sylva: “To put it simply.”

Klemyn: “You want us to make a spatial portal for people to stick their dicks into?”

Sylva: “That is only one of the options!”

Sylva: “I want portals that people can stick their full asses in!

Sylva: “I want portals that people can use to fuck themselves!”

Sylva: “I want portal panties, and portal fleshlights!”

Nonaji: “Yes, I love this!”

Klemyn: “Ok, hold on everyone!…”

Klemyn: “You want to invent long distance sex.”

Sylva: “Yes!”

Klemyn: “You know, this is not a bad idea.”

Klemyn: “Are you just wanting this for the E.D.?”

Sylva: “No, I don’t want to keep this just to my employees!”

Sylva: “I want to share this privilege!”

Klemyn: “Well, if we were to put these up for sale, you know it’s banned to sell E.C.E. products outside of the company?”

Sylva: “Then we sell to staff only!”

Klemyn: “You know what.”

Klemyn: “Fuck it.”

Nonaji: “We’re doing it!?”

Klemyn: “Yes, we’re doing it.”

???: “Yes!”

Sylva: “I knew you’d like the idea!”

Klemyn: “You got a lot of good ideas.”

Klemyn: “Too bad they’re mostly sex related.”

Sylva: “Hey, it’s my job.”

Klemyn: “You got me there.”

Klemyn: “Nona, I’m putting you in charge on this.”

Nonaji: “Thank you!”

Klemyn: “I’ll leave you two to discuss further.”

Klemyn: “And…”

Klemyn: “Please don’t fuck in my office.”

Nonaji: “Aww.”

Syva: “Fine, we promise.”

Klemyn: “Thank you.”

Klemyn: “Oh, and Nona?”

Nonaji: “Yeah?”

Klemyn: “I look forward to seeing your abilities on this.”

Nonaji: “I won’t let you down!”

Nonaji: “Let’s do the rest on my own log, so I have a reference.”

*Convo to text deactivated*