Business is booming!

Ever since our actors finished Uhmah’s testing they’ve become more energetic than ever! We’ve been pumping out videos like crazy (pun intended) and our production quality has increased by a long shot (pun also intended). Out of nowhere our site has gained a massive amount of viewers as well. I don’t know if there is something going on at other planets keeping them inside but it sure as hell is making the advertisement team happy!

My new hire has also been a major hit lately! I was expecting her to need more training but she’s a natural. All of our actors have been loving there sessions with her! Including myself!

Oh and I know last time I was complaining about everyone being low energy but it turns out that the reason why the test was mostly my actors was because Uhmah wanted to surprise me by making something that makes them more energetic! I think they said it had something to do with my birthday? I’ve heard people talk about birthdays but I still don’t understand what it’s about. I should talk to Uhmah about it the next time I get the chance.

Oh and one more thing. Since our viewers have increased so much I’ve decided to add a new tag to our site. “Toys” I’m calling it. This means that I’ll be talking to Klemyn and that I’ll be putting some of our budget towards the production of the toys. I hope all of you are just as excited as I am!

That’s all I got for my report.

XOXO

Can’t wait to keep working with all of you!!!