*Speech to text activated*

“I’m Recording!”

“Soooo uhh…”

“I did a thing.”

“It was an accident, buuuuut.”

“It turned out to be a big plus!”

“In a way.”

“For me at least...”

“So…”

“I went for my usual tests with mom earlier and uh.”

“I may have touched something I shouldn’t have.”

“There was just a sample on the counter, and I was alone, waiting for Uhmah.”

“It looked cool so I wanted to touch it.”

“It was all purple and liquid, but not at the same time.”

“And had a cool kind of swirling glow to it!”

“I also thought it wouldn’t be dangerous since it was just left out in the open.”

“But uhhh…”

“I may have forgotten I wasn’t wearing my suit.”

“So when I touched it, I kind of absorbed the whole sample…”

“It felt really weird at first, but then something really cool happened!”

“A copy of myself split from me!”

“It didn’t have a core though so it wasn’t like I just self reproduced.”

“It was more like I created a clone, that I could telepathically talk to?”

“I don’t know.”

“A little after, when my clone and I were just staring at each other in confusion Uhmah walked in.”

“She just kind of stopped and stared in confusion like we were fore a sec.”

“After we both came to, I explained what happened.”

“She seemed upset, confused, and curious, all at the same time.”

“Apparently I touched a rare and important sample that she was working on.”

“And she didn’t have a spare…”

“She then said that she wasn’t in the mood for this today and moved my test to tomorrow.”

“I kind of want to test the cloning out on my own.”

“If it works the way I think it works, then is could be amazing for recordings!”

“Oh and while we were looking away, My clone seemed to have melted?”

“I guess.”

“There was a puddle on the ground and everyone said no-one walked out of the room.”

“my core also has that cool purple glow that the liquid had!”

“Anyway!”

“I think I’m gonna go grab something to eat and do some testing of my own.”

“I’m super fucking hungry all of a sudden.”

“I’m sure everything will be fine.”

“Right?”

“Yeaaahhh.”

“Why wouldn’t it be?”

*Speech to text deactivated*